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Eds Note - Thanks to everyone who has donated to the charity appeal, over £500 has been raised. It runs until December 11th if you want to donate.

09 Dec 2017 18:30:26
Booom we are back and so is the ravers mojo after a big win at last, I'm now dressed like a Mexican gangster in my Armani suit and my hair slicked back with a massive Amsterdam cigar in my mouth. I'm now cruising in the famous Subaru heading into London to really let myself go and I have 80s legends 5star on the sound system with I can't wait another minute, and that song couldn't be more true for me to get absolutely smashed in Stringfellows tonight.

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09 Dec 2017 20:12:34
So Poch keeps his job for another week than? 😁.

10 Dec 2017 11:37:37
Dags Dags Dags me old mucker. are you now part of the Wenger (for now) in brigade.

Not long now till the fire sale; Ozil, Sanchez, Wilshire

then there's the deadwood; Carzola (Finished) , Giroud, Walcott

and to conclude the rest of the players who's contracts expire in 2019; Ramsey, Welbeck, Cech, Monreal

Big job at hand mate 😉 either way if your Messiah stays for the 2 years. pressures on for top 4 so you can keep/ attract players, who Is going to come knowing Wenger maybe gone I a year. too much uncertainty.

09 Dec 2017 16:32:52
could of done with a couple of he goals scored today over the last few games. typical.

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Premier League Previews Saturday 9th December 2017

09 Dec 2017 05:15:22
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Premier League Previews Saturday 9th December 2017

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08 Dec 2017 16:06:38
So from next year the Saturday premier league matches will all be played at 7.45 pm and that for me is a sad day. There is nothing better than the traditional 3 o clock on Saturdays, you wake up go for a nice English breakfast off to the pub in the morning till kick off and then after the match you have Saturday night to head off into the town or city to fully let your hair down. I also think this will cause bigger problems as fans will now drink from from morning right up till the evening and the old bill will have their work cut out.

{Ed002's Note - No, that is not the proposal.}

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08 Dec 2017 16:30:18
First I've heard, out of interest Ed, what's the proposal?

{Ed002's Note - I am not going to try and explain it all but you can Google 2019 Premier League televion or something like that.}

08 Dec 2017 19:47:46
Sorry eds if the raver got it wrong, I had a very heavy night in Streatham last night and when I got home I thought that's what I read on good old teletext.

{Ed033's Note - Read stuff before going to powder your nose.

07 Dec 2017 16:44:42
A few more points after speaking to Ed001.
Just a reminder as we need a fair few more for next summers charity football match in which it's Ed002 vs Ed001 being armchair managers.
£35 match fee per player
Held in the midlands at a floodlit pitch
Winning eds charity will receive 80% of money raised, whilst runner ups charity will receive 20% ( to give it the feel of competition)
The aim is to raise £1000
I've been tinkering with some programmes and streaming services, looks like the game will be able to be streamed to the posters which is great.
Any age is welcome to play, we have had a wide variety so far!
A lot of emails regarding not being able to play, but would like to donate to the eds charity. I've come up with the idea, that if people want to do that, they could donate to either eds charity, as a type of "I back you to win" donation. An we could get a poll going to see which team the posters back to win via donations :)
I've ran several football clubs an events so everything is in good hands. I'm friends with Dermot Gallagher also as he's from my town, and I'm sure I can get him to referee.
All we need is a few more sign ups, hoping to be able to pass everyone on to the eds this weekend so they can pick their teams.
Email benjaminallen1991@hotmail. co. uk (remove spaces)
Your name/ username
1 strength
1 weakness.
Cheers gents.

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06 Dec 2017 22:07:40
Ladies and gentleman just want to say congrats on doing so well in the group! Goodluck for the draw it’s good to see another English team through!

{Ed0333's Note - I echo that

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06 Dec 2017 22:49:52
Early days gentlemen, but good to finish top with the group we had. and thank you both for your utmost respect. 👍.

06 Dec 2017 23:06:43
These are the teams that spurs can draw, Basel, Bayern, Juventus, Porto, Sevilla and Shakhtar.

07 Dec 2017 10:33:18
The only two teams I think any English team should be wary of are PSG and Munich, don’t get me wrong the rest are good teams too but so are the English ones!

06 Dec 2017 21:45:13
I thought that was a poor performance but a win is a win, the only players who looked good tonight was son and the rest were shocking especially Ali and rose who had words with poch again and needs to be sold In January as his attitude looks poor.

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06 Dec 2017 14:47:44
Hi boys. So on the Liverpool page we've started a thread about a charity football match in the summer of 2018, held in the midlands.
Eds 1 and 2 will be the arm chair managers of the two teams in which we will aim to live stream the match on the sites.
There will be a cut off after the first 50 entries, at which point 30 usernames will be passed onto the eds for them to pick their teams (15 each)
It will be £35 per player, so we raise over a thousand pounds for the eds charities.
If interested, please email benjaminallen1991@hotmail. co. uk and include
Real name
1 strength
1 weakness

We are currently on 20 entries so get in touch asap.


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06 Dec 2017 19:26:16
Real name Richard Curtis username the raver age 44 position on top or from behind strength Arnold Schwarzenegger has nothing on me. weakness drink, drugs and women.

06 Dec 2017 22:08:38
ILL play if ravers doing lifts in the Subaru!

06 Dec 2017 23:03:42
Raver, we will just call you Dick for short 😂.

06 Dec 2017 23:45:03
I've been called worse Ellis, I remember growing up the older generation always would call you dick instead of Richard.

Premier League Match Preview Sunday 3rd December 2017

03 Dec 2017 05:35:15
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Premier League Match Preview Sunday 3rd December 2017

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03 Dec 2017 20:01:44
That's a picture of the raver on Sunday mornings on a downer after necking back 14 pints of Stella Artois due to spurs failing to win again.

02 Dec 2017 20:20:41
Ed, Agree with your comments about how good we were in topping our group in CL but how do you explain our pathetic performances of late? Why are the 6 teams above us not in the same boat?
Man U always seem to get more out of a game then they deserve ie. 3-1 today and Arses created dozens of chances. They drew with pool, beat us even though we had the higher possession %.
Why is Deli and Erickson not "turning up"? If they did not turn up playing for United, they would be dropped immediately and have difficulty getting back.
There is something wrong. I just hope we get it sorted soon.

{Ed0333's Note - For me Deli is over indulging with hubris. From what I’ve seen with Erickson he’s trying but it’s not happening for him. I honestly think you didn’t buy well in the summer maybe that has had an impact. One thing for sure is that if there was any coach in world football I’d want to turn my teams slump around it would be Poch. I really rate him and I hope he can work some magic and start winning again. I would think you may go into the transfer market in January and you have to get that spot on.

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03 Dec 2017 01:09:45
Thanks Ed. Fully agree.

03 Dec 2017 15:37:13
Davinson Sanchez was a great signing. Until the last few games he has been very good and easily one of the best young centrebacks around.

03 Dec 2017 16:31:19
I agree on Sanchez but Aurier isn’t better than Walker so in that sense we’ve gone backwards. We need to buy Marhez in January to give Deli a kick up the arse.

03 Dec 2017 16:50:47
Dr, we are very interested in Malcolm of Bordeaux.

{Ed002's Note - No, there have been approaches by three clubs - not Spurs.}

03 Dec 2017 19:59:27
Another cheap and nasty buy on the way then Ellis, Malcolm I've never heard of him. We might as well buy Kevin from Harry Enfield at least I've heard of him.

03 Dec 2017 21:57:22
He is very good raver, like I said we are very interested.

03 Dec 2017 22:40:49
Ellis I always take notice of players you mentioned as you know your stuff, next time I bump into Daniel levy in the top London hotels I will tell him all about ellis and I will have you on the spurs scouting system very soon.

04 Dec 2017 16:18:29
If you look at La Liga and bundesliga Real Madrid and Dortmund aren’t doing so well, 4th and 6th respectively in weaker leagues, not taking away from your performances but they aren’t the teams of old (real know so and are planning some big changes to the squad) . So these teams aren’t as good as they have been in the past, giving fans a false sense of where they should be? You deserve to be top of your group and you’ve earned that position but it’s a different game against a watford a stoke a Burnley, not saying they’re better teams but approach the games differently and set up quite well against teams such as yourselves. Form is temporary and I think there is enough class in your squad for a decent cup run and top 6, top 4 I think will depend on your next couple of games.

04 Dec 2017 17:04:11
Thanks john Barnes for your honest comments, I think spurs will be nowhere near top 4 and I even think we will finish between 6th and 8th as we go missing too much. As for cup runs we will be exiting the champions league in the next round and the FA cup we haven't been close to winning it for years. The only cup pochetinho knows his is tea cup at home, like the smiths once sang HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW and boy does the raver feel like that about Tottenham and life at the moment.

04 Dec 2017 22:41:31
We were second a few games ago! A run of bad form has caused this. We despatched Liverpool with ease, how patronising do you want to be? Look at the teams in your CL group, they are average at best and yet you still haven't qualified.


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