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Premier League Match Preview Saturday 21st October 2017

21 Oct 2017 05:49:25
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21 Oct 2017 21:22:00
That's NES when he mets his hero, Raver.

21 Oct 2017 21:34:09
thanks Lloyd, at least that's one sensible post you've done.

21 Oct 2017 22:26:15
Wodbod everybodys like that when they meet the raver, I've become a right celebrity lately with people wanting selfies with the raver and the Subaru.

Premier League Preview Friday 20th October 2017

20 Oct 2017 04:30:00
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20 Oct 2017 06:19:54
They look like Subaru tyre marks.

20 Oct 2017 14:13:14
we agree again offers, is that you in the middle. πŸ˜‰.

20 Oct 2017 16:54:10
Its definitely the ravers Subaru tyre marks as its showing a lovely thick tred of tyre on that picture. Its not wodbod in the middle as I intend to gag him and tie him up in the boot of that famous car. I just don't know where to dump him possibly the bottom of the river Thames or in a seedy flat in Soho so he can finally let off some serious steam.

20 Oct 2017 17:49:45
Dump him at the Emirates raver he’s never been there.

20 Oct 2017 20:30:14
Dr, that's because he's always on here or at Clapham Common.

22 Oct 2017 09:17:02
Lads in denial, Sanchez, Ozil the Ox. all leaving / left the sinking ship, who next.

I hear Merse is back playing. could do a job for them.

19 Oct 2017 22:26:45
Nice to see you lot talking about Arsenal, as usual πŸ˜†.

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19 Oct 2017 22:56:35
We like a giggle.

20 Oct 2017 14:00:41
it was a Thursday Dags.

20 Oct 2017 17:54:38
It’s a wonder we’re all not on the Arsenal page Dags. Oh hold up. No need! you’re all on here 😜😜😜.

20 Oct 2017 17:57:57
That's because I love talking to you boys 😁.

19 Oct 2017 19:46:10
Oddbod, it takes red star to go down to 10 men before you lot score. classic European game. 'lol'

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19 Oct 2017 22:23:30
It was never a sending off north as usual Arsenal getting all the luck with the refs, whenever I think of red star it reminds Oddbod's bum! :-o

20 Oct 2017 06:21:19
Our second team dominating Europe, remind me who knocked you out of the competition last year? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

20 Oct 2017 12:39:00
Dominating Europe lol somebody tell him they are playing Europa dopa doo football on Thursday nights.

20 Oct 2017 13:30:33
But your first team (The FA Cup holders) can't dominate Watford!

20 Oct 2017 14:11:42
yes I have to agree it was a classic European game odds. πŸ™ˆ.

20 Oct 2017 14:18:16
I understand why he has so many points to prove, don't I Oddsy. he knows I know. πŸ˜‰.

20 Oct 2017 23:33:59
NES have you ordered your Subaru yet like your hero? Raver you have a huge wannabe fan in NES, copying and posting your posts on live chat!

21 Oct 2017 17:34:14
Thanks wodbod I'm not surprised north is a wanabee raver, I'm damn good looking, drive a Subaru, I do more drinking than Phil Mitchell, I'm always doing more flying than a British airways plane and I've had more STD than Charlie sheen.

21 Oct 2017 21:20:53
raver your a top bloke but Oddbod has a tile loose. I struggled to debate with both him (Lloyd) and Jelfy (Harry) the other day.

Harry said Arsenal were the only British club to win away to Real Madrid, even quoted talk sport. but we all know that isn't true.

anyway long story short the eyes see what the mind believes, scoptoma.

21 Oct 2017 22:28:44
North you know the raver loves you mate and I'll always have your back, the only British club ever to beat Madrid at the bernabeau is Liverpool.

22 Oct 2017 14:24:28
2009. they both argued differently. Lloyd Christmas and Harry.

19 Oct 2017 20:12:35
Who remembers when Red Star Belgrade were quality? Darko Pancev and Robert Prosinecki et al. Well those days are long gone.

Now they're just an average average team playing other average teams. I hope no one told the Red Star players that Arsenal are the current Fa cup holders, they might not of turned up out of fear.

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19 Oct 2017 20:30:35
and down to 10 men too Ellis.

19 Oct 2017 21:08:32
Agree Ellis as usual the team Arsenal were playing tonight would struggle in the English championship but they were a cracking team in the early 90s. I nearly choked on my strongbow when commentator Stewart Robson said jack Wilshire is the best player to come out of England since gazza. I think he forgot Scholes, lampard, Gerrard etc.

19 Oct 2017 21:29:36
Anyone watching Everton? That Ashley Williams should be banned for what he just did.

{Ed001's Note - I just said I don't get how he never got sent off. Not only was that shove intended to put the keeper into the hoardings, but he threw at least 2 punches and had someone by the throat trying to choke them. Not sure how that is not at least one red!}

19 Oct 2017 22:09:42
Was disgraceful and I've just seen him interviewed and he said 'thats football'. Tbh I can't stand Williams but that was bad.

Did anyone see the fan with the kid in his arms when the fighting started? Disgraceful.

{Ed007's Note - WTF was that clown all about? Hopefully the muppet can be identified and punished accordingly. I bet his wife is sitting at home waiting on him as well.}

19 Oct 2017 22:20:51
That brawl at Everton reminds me of Saturday nights at Stringfellows with all the women fighting who's taking the raver home.

{Ed007's Note - Aye and the women are all holding their kids then as well.}

19 Oct 2017 22:25:35
Yeah I know ed. I've never seen anything like that, imagine what he is like behind closed doors?! I bet his partner is scared of him. Honestly i'm tempted to call Liverpool social services tomorrow. I wouldn't even take my little boy to a game let alone do that.

{Ed007's Note - Oooftt that's a bit vicious! Let's not tar the guy any kind of wife beater or that, total knob will do for now.}

19 Oct 2017 22:43:13
What sort of man does that with his child in his arm though? Shows his character. He had nothing to be angry about it was Evertons fault. Poor kid.

{Ed007's Note - He''ll more than likely blame the drink - which is no excuse btw.}

20 Oct 2017 06:18:39
definitely retrospective action for that.

20 Oct 2017 09:50:10
Unbelievable, what an irresponsible moron, I trust that will be the last time he ever sets foot at Goodison Park.

20 Oct 2017 12:41:42
I think the fans was very angry with their giro's failing to turn up on their doorstep yesterday morning.

Midfielders - Part 2

19 Oct 2017 05:54:21
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18 Oct 2017 21:13:31
What a finish from Dzeko.

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18 Oct 2017 21:47:26
Fantastic finish Dr, it reminded me a bit like Paolo di canio at west ham but more central. I used to put them away like that for the dog and gun in my younger days.

19 Oct 2017 01:07:02
steady on Raver demasiadas cervezas espanolas πŸ˜‰.

19 Oct 2017 07:53:57
To add I thought it was a little like Van Basten. He met the ball sweet as a nut.

I also recall Van Persie hitting one like that for Man UTD, must be them Dutch boys on the Skunk.

19 Oct 2017 09:09:33
You make me laugh raver. I bet your like Peter Kay on that advert. Or the blind bloke that kicks the cat. Ha ha. Only joking mate.

19 Oct 2017 10:08:45
Correct Dr I was definitely like Peter Kay, the balls were going way over the bar and putting the near by house windows through. I nearly bankrupted the club as they had to pay for them to get repaired but the local glaziers loved me and used to buy me pints as they were making so much money from me.

18 Oct 2017 20:44:47
I hear radio pundit Jason cundy say he hopes no British club ever wins European trophies bar Chelsea, didn't this joke of a radio pundit and player once played for Tottenham so surely he must want Tottenham to go far in European competitions. When spurs get knocked out I will be rooting for Utd, city etc.

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23 Oct 2017 14:47:46
When Spurs get knocked out Utd will already be out Raver.

18 Oct 2017 20:12:23
Who is Gilly The Yid?

Never seen him on here before?

Coming out of the woodwork now Spuds are doing ok?


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18 Oct 2017 21:45:47
He has been posting for a while, i'm surprised you haven't seen his posts before given the amount of stalking you and your fellow muppets do.

18 Oct 2017 21:51:10
Gillys been posting for a while dags, he's a lovely bloke and does a lot of work for charity.

18 Oct 2017 22:13:24
Speaking of Muppets. How are you mate?

19 Oct 2017 01:08:53
Dags isn't bad lads, at least his banter is that banter.

19 Oct 2017 08:10:01
Thank you NES.

It's all good fun mate 😁.

19 Oct 2017 11:08:39
Speaking of the chuckle brothers hows dags and wodbod.

19 Oct 2017 12:04:09
Raver, From me to you mate, from me to you 😁.

19 Oct 2017 15:31:22
Isnt bad no, just bitter at the moment.

19 Oct 2017 19:17:25
Thanks guys. you got it in one and I also do a lot of Melt spottting at weekends and found a couple on here trolling this great page. im not really surprised as it's full of good banter. not like they're own. just a miserable place to be lol.

22 Oct 2017 14:26:53
was that a spell correction Gilly, did you mean MILF spotting πŸ˜‰.

18 Oct 2017 20:09:23
Did you win anything in the season that you beat us on 30th April 2017? 😁😁.

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18 Oct 2017 21:11:57
Yes Dags. Bragging rights. πŸ‘πŸ€—.

18 Oct 2017 21:48:02
We ain't allowed them NES. that's why they keep going on about trophies, using the feeble fa cup excuse. that's all they've got. The bitterness is eating them alive.

18 Oct 2017 23:32:50
You are so deluded.
You have just come out of our shadow after 20 years and you think we are jealous.

Like I have said many times, you finished above us last season, but won nothing, yet we won the FA Cup.

Even when we are poor, we still win more than you.

Football is about winning things.
You lot don't win anything, we do.

Simple maths mate.

19 Oct 2017 01:01:19
in all honesty Dags, I'm a realist, things can change so quickly. so you can not blame the lads #enjoytheride πŸ˜‰

and the old football saying that your only as good as your last game. and the last time out teams met?

It just appears as though your lots fans seem so bitter of late. I know your in a crisis but you have some memories that you can call back to and that you lot usually do revert back to. just hope you don't do a Leeds United. now that would be fun.

19 Oct 2017 01:09:21
problem is they know it on their site Ellis. meltdown pure melt down lol lol lol how do they say it lol.

19 Oct 2017 08:11:25
LOL 😁.

19 Oct 2017 09:06:14
Spurs will have more chance of doing a Leeds united than arsenal NES, you will have huge debts to clear with the stadium.

19 Oct 2017 09:07:33
Ellis, so when you have a good season all you can celebrate is beating Arsenal, our bad season we celebrate winning a trophy LMFAO.

19 Oct 2017 09:10:39
in all honesty Dags you lot have been making up the numbers for a decade now and all we ever heard from your lot was bragging rights for top 4. like that was your only aim achievable.

now that's been resolved and we appear to be on the up your lot revert back to trophies which I think you'll agreed you either had luck or were drawn against poor opposition or other priorities. when your in a league of Real, Barcelona or United then and only then will I take your lot serious, until then your within a lot like the rest of us

your lots expectations have clearly out grown your teams capabilities and with our growth and progression over the past 4 years you all have the little green monster coming through.

19 Oct 2017 15:15:25
So you'll take Man United seriously even though they finished below us in the league and it was a rule change which made them qualify for the CL, so you are saying you only take a team seriously if a rule change benefits them! LOL.

19 Oct 2017 19:29:42
you answered yourself Oddbod. you should have your own site. I still think that you would argue with yourself though. and you would have a 50/ 50 chance of gaining a friend.


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