Spurs Banter Archive March 31 2011

 

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31 Mar 2011 21:31:52
Please read this

I've never thought Spuds fans were the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree, but this post only proves to me how low they can get. It's fear, obviously.

Since Christmas, we've clawed ourselves back from the deep, dark abyss that is the mid-table of the Premier League and leap-frogged 6 places in 11 games, to find ourselves 6th and 8 points off a Champions League spot after the worst year in our club's history and the worst start since the days when we were happy just to stay in the First Division over 55 years ago. This, in football, is a monumental achievement given the odds that were stacked against us just 10 weeks ago.

At the time of Kenny's arrival, the Spuds and Arry "Tox-Dadga" Redknapp were on the vanity trip of their lives, every media source bending over backwards to heap them with praise on defeating clubs such as Werder Bremen (relegation-threatened at the moment), Twente (poor, poor team) and Rafa's Milan (who couldn't beat them?). They were off on the "greatest season in our history", "the year we take back the crown that's ours" (just to quote my deluded mates) and nothing could stop them.
Needless to say, they quickly discovered their apparent mortality in the following weeks and swiftly they lost the wind in their sails.
They now find themselves, after what was promising to be a legendary season, only 5 points ahead the team that just recently was fearing the prospect of relegation and their deluded dreams of a PL title are gone (despite SSN's and other sources insistence that they still have a chance)

Not only is that a testament to Liverpool FC and King Kenny, that in our worst season in 55 years we are 2 wins from overtaking a team that's having the one-off season of a generation, but it is also evidence of how small a club Tottenham is in comparison to the Liverpools, Man U's and Arsenals of this world.
The above poster's foolish cry for Spuds to win the league next year is laughable, if it happens within the next 20 years I'll kiss the Man U badge and sing their 'legendary' 4-word anthem 'Glory, Glory'. His criticism of Kuyt is also embarrassing for footballing fans in general given he's scored 3 times the amount of goals Spuds have scored against the league leaders all season and would be their joint top scorer if he played for them.

Of course, if we finish above them, they'll blame their "blip" on injuries to players who never play for them (Woodgate, King, the fat defensive midfielder who's name escapes
me, etc., ) and expect Llorente, Aguero, Richards, Sneijder and Hulk to join them in the summer for a combined fee of £250m despite their laughable revenue streams and lack of CL football.

Just thought I'd get this stuff off my mind.

Martin
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People like Martin (legend) keep showing you Spuds, Mancs and Chelski fans. What it's like to actually know what you are talking about. And again prooves that us LFC fans are indeed the most knowledgable fans on the planet.

You Spud fans are just so unreal somtimes it's staggering. Aguero, Ibrahimovic and Kaka, who next Pele, Maradona and Zidane?

Blair Mayne YNWA

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31 Mar 2011 20:37:45
Aguero and Ibrahimovic to spurs?

Are you lot insane? one year in the champions league and you think these sort of players would consider a long term future at the club?

At least if you lose Bale, VDV and er, Lennon then you might be able to afford Aguero's wages.

The Liverpool fans get overly excited sometimes on here as well, but you lot seem to think that Spurs are now an elite CL team and can sign any player!

Most foreign players have only heard of spurs because of two games against a poor Inter team, and they managed to go 4-0 up in next to no time!

Bale is a class act and I honestly hope he doesn't get sold abroad, but I think you need to be more realistic about your targets to avoid a huge dissapointment come next season, when mid table scraps at stoke will become all too real again.

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31 Mar 2011 20:02:52
We will not be signing players like kaka, imbrahimovic with the stupid amount of money they want in there wages. think professionaly. maybe 1 world class striker and a right back. 45 million tops. preferably aguero and richards.

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aguero mate? is that a joke? why would he want to join spurs? he probably hadnt even heard of spurs until they put in a 40m bid for him!

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31 Mar 2011 20:04:40
God, you chaps crack me up! AGUERO AND KAKA?? is that a joke?! I love looking at this site, it is GOLD! ha ha! and your facts are carp too! aguero and kaka for 35m and 25m?! LOL! both would cost nearer the 50m mark, and wouldn't dream playing at a tiny club like spurs!

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31 Mar 2011 17:49:07
Ed can we beat madrid and then barca? {Ed002's Note - It will be tough.}
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dont make me laugh ive got an abscess, oh forgot youv'e got monkey boy bale world beater, dont get him angry he'll throw sh@t at you, somethings you spuds could beat=eggs, carpets, ynwa,

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31 Mar 2011 16:25:06
"31 Mar 2011 16:08:59
Ha, you lfc fans make me laugh!

Your world class brazillian has signed a new long term contract, KUYT, the greatest technical and skillful player I have ever seen, is is his pension years is getting a new long term deal, Carroll was 35m and is Average like the rest of your squad and i hear that yous are after Jarvis. ha , im in fits of laughter when you say adam etc will give yous a stronger squad, Your first 11 is light years behind us and yous cheer players like your brazilllian for working hard, Well i would if i was now on 90k a week. Lfc will be trailing for years to come. What does it feel like to pay a dear enough fee into anfield and see players who are technically gifted(not ha) playing for your team and picking up a wage of 100k a week. I think i might be a footballer and pack in my job, im 23 but if kuyt and the brazilian can do it, then im already in a liverpool shirt!

Spurs for the league next season! !"
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Sorry, I think one of your fans got lost on the way to these thin postings.
We would love to respond and read this stuff, even if it is grammatically inept and puerile, but we are busy planning for next season. I think the last sentence should have either a question mark after it, or more pertinently an series of exclamation marks. Apart from winning the league a long time ago (nearly as long ago as we did!) there hasn't been much to smile about at White Hart Lane. Still, you'll have all the excitement of a legal battle about your new home to keep you warm in the next 12 months.
Enjoy.
Steve Parker

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31 Mar 2011 13:49:45
Come on mate would you really drop a inform player like sandro and replace him with huddlestone who has been out for 4 months.
to be honest if you ask me sando has to start everygame, that's how much of a big talent this guy is. the only thing hudd can do is pick a pass but so can vdv and modric so i doubt we really need him.

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31 Mar 2011 10:13:52
Ed can we beat madrid and then barca? {Ed002's Note - It will be tough.}

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31 Mar 2011 09:33:34
What spurs really need to do is
Give keane captaincy as it will boost him and we won't have a goalscoring problem with our strikers
Extend woodgates contract
Give pav and niko more chances perhaps 10 - 12 starts per season with azza a super sub
Hold on to bale modric' vdv etc.
Get pletikosa permanently
Loan out walker and sandro to pl teams with a call back option
Keep kranjc'ar pav and loan bentley if he is willing
Get someone like rickets for cover for BAE
Play defoe and crouch regularly too depending on form and opponents cb
Give king daws gallas woody many games
Sell hutton
gomes
Charlie Daws/ woodgate/ gallas/ king(injury) BAE

Azza/ Niko Thudd Modric' Bale
VDv
Crouch/ Pav/ Keane/ defoe
pletikosa on bench and cudicini sold if oscar and raneiri and of course Alnwick develop fast

Buy-LB as cover 2-3m
Sell -pienaar-10-12m
loan- o'hara , bentley , khimalo, walker sandro etc.
If strikers arent playing well get someone in in jan for keane and give them the no. 10 jersey

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31 Mar 2011 09:40:55
Real vs spurs tactics
Play azza and bale on the counter as their full backs attack too much like maicon'
Use crouch as a long ball target man as he is 10-12-15 cm taller than every real player and have daws and charlie go up in set plays
have modric' and thudd to make passes like the ones that released bale against inter and finish real
have BAE mark the loser in ronaldo and charlie ADM
thudd and modric' on ozil and khedira alonso with help from gallas at times and daws on higuain and we win comfortably what do you think ed?
same tactics against barca and finish inter in the finals like we did in the group stages

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31 Mar 2011 09:53:06
Y do youll want aguero and richards when city won't sell to us and charlie is abetter palyer and aguero is overated and deserves only city or chelseas where hed get the money he wants and pav defoe keane are nearlly as good and not to mention vdv will score less as no knock downs or penalties as aguero will fancy his chances and vdv might get fed up and leave what do you think ed?
i say just get keane back and play like how we palyed against whufc and give pav and niko more chances and make keane captain as it will help him and king is injured far to often

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