Spurs Rumours Archive November 03 2011



 

03 Nov 2011 23:15:34
Oh dear, looks like Doumbia has personally requested to join Arsenal.


UNLUCKY haha.

 


Well Gervinho has obviously told his Ivorian team mate of a fairytale of a footballing paradise........

'A beautiful stadium in a land far away, with fans willing to pay a years wages to come and see you play. Like me you can come here and they will treat you like Gods and talk about the potential we may oneday show. A club that has invested pots of gold to build a stadium so tall that the fans can almost watch the game from heaven. They have used magicians and witchcraft to ensure that we can play football in absolute silence. The will welcome you as the next great coming and give you years to score a goal and then the manager will claim you are the chosen one and he identified you and brought you to glory. The fans will remeber that goal you scored once every 16 games and demonstrate their support through chanting and pressure to improve your contract.'

Sure you will sign Doumbia and with Gervinho all you need now is to ask Eboue to come back with Toure, secure the January signing of Kalou & Drogba and get Didier Zokora and you have the Cote d'Arsenal.

At least with those players you have a chance for a Uefa Cup place but stay as you are and you are finishing 7th.

The Oracle


Doubt that


He could play in a front line with Gervinho and Chamakh after Van Persie leaves for a bigger club in the near future.

The Oracle


Who ??


Does anyone really care?


Doubt if anyone would ask to go there, only if they were like you pal,lost and lightweight.


 

 

 

  © 2010 spursrumours.co.uk All Rights Reserved