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Review Of The Day 23rd January 2018

23 Jan 2018 03:58:59
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 23rd January 2018

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22 Jan 2018 22:23:05
Den82, john Barnes, Sonia, pat Phelan, the beetles, jimmy tarbuck your boys just took one hell of a beating and the ravers loving it, what a fantastic weekend it turned out to be for spurs with that fantastic draw at st Marys, I'm now cruising in the Subaru in my kappa shell suit and my hair nice and Curley ready to get smashed in Essex.

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22 Jan 2018 22:42:58
Liverpool lost, so now you don't want Poch sacked?

Weird 😁.

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22 Jan 2018 23:05:11
Keep em quiet a bit raver. Lol.

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22 Jan 2018 21:52:35
Thanks Swansea.

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22 Jan 2018 22:11:50
I enjoyed that.

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22 Jan 2018 23:01:09
loved it Ellis. shhhhhhhh can you hear the Scousers.

where are hey all tonight.

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22 Jan 2018 18:28:09
You all need to admit that we are not going to sign a "game changer" during this window. We at most will sign a fast french winger that we will loan back to get another one the following window. This will not be Malcolm either.

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22 Jan 2018 19:13:00
Now for that crystal ball Mitch, can you let Raver know where he will be at 3am Sunday morning.

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22 Jan 2018 22:25:06
Hopefully flying my boobs off in some seedy London nightclub.

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22 Jan 2018 23:01:35
we don't need the crystal ball for that fella 😉.

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22 Jan 2018 18:10:13
Well it's official, 1 superstar has left the sinking red ship.

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22 Jan 2018 21:28:31
3 points behind you.

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22 Jan 2018 21:49:42
Yes sinking Dags. we've been terrible this season.

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22 Jan 2018 22:44:15
Well, we've been 3 points terribler than you 😁.

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Premier League Match Preview Monday 22nd January 2018

22 Jan 2018 06:18:28
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Review Of The Day 22nd January 2018

22 Jan 2018 05:35:30
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 22nd January 2018

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22 Jan 2018 10:30:47
Looks like the stuff I drink at Stringfellows.

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21 Jan 2018 18:11:09
Real Madrid please take poch in the summer as I'm completely fed up with this overrated manager who has won absolutely nothing and is, struggling for top 4 despite having an excellent squad. Southampton, Swansea, Burnley I could go on about this shower of crap failing to win against pub sides. I'm going to get absolutely smashed tonight and then throw myself in the river Thames as I'm completely fed up of spurs.

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21 Jan 2018 18:51:29
You brighten up my day raver, the most fickle guy in existence. You will be banging the drum again when you beat man unt next week.

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21 Jan 2018 19:43:59
Fickle lol I've followed spurs home and away for over 35 years, poch is a decent manager and has done a decent job at spurs but he's not a great manager. Have we progressed this year NO have poch come close to winning any cups at spurs NO and like I said many if times if we had Jose, Conte or guardiola type of manager we would be lifting silverware every season as we have a very good squad.

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21 Jan 2018 21:20:04
Relax raver go and have yourself a few lines of shovel, a few cans of Wife beater, tomorrow’s another day. Liverpool will go and get beat tomorrow. Things won’t seem that bad then. Not a great result but this may also lead Poch into the transfer market.

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21 Jan 2018 21:25:40
Raver, we are going to fight you all the way for that coveted 5th spot. You know i'm right. Still we can both still qualify for next years CL raver. Lol.

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21 Jan 2018 21:47:49
Thanks Dr for giving the raver sound advice as usual. I've been very uptight today about Spurs and definitely need to relax. I'm rolling a £50 Bank of England note ready to powder my nose and heading for a seedy club in Soho. Should make the raver nice and relaxed.

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21 Jan 2018 22:30:34
Liverpool fan here. Raver, you don't have an excellent squad. You have good first 11, that's all. Your bench is very poor compared to any other top 5 sides!

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21 Jan 2018 23:19:56
Liverpool fans only post on here after we drop points, giving words of wisdom like they're the voice of football, rather than the moaning high pitched self absorbed fools that they are.

{Ed007's Note - And after the money spent on Wembley I'd guess their benches are up there with the best in the country - all those fancy chairs etc.}

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21 Jan 2018 23:49:18
Haha ed. They probably stole theirs.

Cant be bothered tonight to compare squads but spurs have a better squad than Liverpool. Alderweireld, Rose, Lloris, Winks injured. Eriksen, Llorente, Sanchez, Lloris, Kane, Dier, Son, Trippier, Wanyama, Lamela and whoever else all suffering from a virus they picked up in Spain last week. Apart from Salah and Mane Liverpools team is quite ordinary.

{Ed033's Note - Ooh, that's fighting talk. Baby Harry Scousser will be back on to set you straight i think.

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22 Jan 2018 00:41:26
Spurs have an excellent first 11 but let's not kid ourselves, Erikson and loris miss a game and you draw with Southampton and your about to go 5 points behind an ordinary Liverpool who have already played most of their big games. If you were as good as you say you would win something.

{Ed0333's Note - Ordanairy Liverpool side? That would be the ordanairy liverpool side that spanked the league leaders who most observers thought would go unbeaten this season. I’m not being facetious or contentious even but ordanairy we are not.

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22 Jan 2018 01:22:42
Bring it on.

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22 Jan 2018 08:01:52
Ordinary Liverpool side what team have you been watching. On their day this season Liverpool are the best team to watch. Long way to go yet. We’ll have the relegation battles that always provide some strange results. Starting with Swansea tonight. 😁😁😁.

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22 Jan 2018 10:06:11
I come on fairly regularly not only when you drop points. Quite honestly barring vertonghen, Alderweireld, Erikson and Kane who else is worth stealing from spurs? Ali has gone off the boil, picked up recently but still not his superstar form (a big issue for you this season) son is a decent contributor puts a good shift in but wouldn’t get a game for the other top 6, I though I the media hype surrounding the spurs team over he past few years has papered over cracks, you are a very good team but at the minute there are four better than you. Could that change over the next few weeks? Most definitely, will it happen? Who knows. If you can maintain CL football during the stadium move that’s a great job, anything more is amazing . I wouldn’t expect £50 million pound players on the reguaular while the move happens though, that’s just common sense. 5 points tonight would give Liverpool a nice gap, but we play you again soon which could either extend or cut it, some great games coming up and some nervy ones too. At the minute all 2-6 is up for grabs.

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22 Jan 2018 10:14:35
That's what I'm saying ed, if we were ordinary we wouldn't be above them in the table. I don't think there is a lot between the 2 squads and although they have the best striker in the league I feel we have the better attacking unit. They obviously have a better defensive group and their keeper is miles ahead of both of ours but the table doesn't lie after 23 games.

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22 Jan 2018 11:36:19
Injuries in November have cost us primarily, aswell as Wembley (dropped more points there after 1 game than the entire last season) . Liverpool have finished above spurs what once i'm 10 years.

Apart from Salah and Mane I wouldn't want any of your players. None of your defence or goalies, none of your midfielders. Spurs have much better players.

You Liverpool fans are a deluded lot, still think you have some devine right to be at the top. I know because I live in your area and most of you are an arrogant lot.

You may be playing well but the argument here is the squads which one of you mentioned. All spurs is missing is a bit of pace and trickery aswell as our important injured players back. The table doesn't lie but like I said spurs have had a lot of injuries and other factors. Spurs absolutely battered your lot, when we play at our best it was too much for your lot.

If someone can be bothered to put the squads up I will happily argue my points.

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22 Jan 2018 11:39:24
Oh and Johnbarnes if you think that Alli wouldn't get in Liverpools team then you should give up, i'm pretty sure Son has more goals than Mane too.

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22 Jan 2018 11:41:21
Dr, 'ordinary players'. Henderson, Can, Wijnaldum, Lovren, Robertson etc etc.

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22 Jan 2018 18:55:15
Ellis where your spurs shell suit around Liverpool with pride as we have put 4 on Liverpool and Everton. The Liverpool fans think its the 1980s every week when shell suits, curly perms, John Barnes and Ian rush were the kings of the city. Liverpool had their chance to win the premier league for the first time ever but Steven Gerrard slipped over.

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22 Jan 2018 19:19:13
They're soo deluded raver. Soo defensive aswell, you can't have banter with scousers they don't like you saying anything about their wonderful City. Infact a lot of them say they ain't English they're scouse! Like they're something special. I enjoy the pick of their girls though, the local lads haven't got a chance.

Look at the team they have tonight, individual player wise. Average. Collectively they obviously got something going, a bit like Leicester but with no trophy.

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22 Jan 2018 20:00:03
Fully agree Ellis they are very annoying, I have a close family relative who is Liverpool mad and is arrogant as hell, he texted me 20 times yesterday to tell me how crap spurs are and how good the mighty Liverpool are, I know you have the pick of the Liverpool girls Ellis and the raver is proud of you mate.

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21 Jan 2018 18:04:32
Absolute pathetic performance from spurs yet again, how many times are we going to drop points against crap sides. I now think top 4 is out of the question with Liverpool and Chelsea 5 clear of spurs. I don't know how sissoko is starting yet again and Is total abysmal and dele Ali was, a joke today as well. We needed a goal in the last quarter and bang average poch decides not to put llorente on and goes with wanyama lol. I'm just reading poch bugging himself.

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21 Jan 2018 21:26:28
One man team raver, Lol.

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21 Jan 2018 23:51:06
You just lost your only world class player Steve, well in the next few days anyway. Spurs have coped quite well when Kane has been injured.

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22 Jan 2018 18:57:00
They have lost coqulan and Walcott as well Ellis and they wouldn't get a game at the dog and gun.

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Review Of The Day 21st January 2018

21 Jan 2018 05:22:41
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