Spurs Banter Archive March 14 2012

 

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14 Mar 2012 23:44:47
1 name: Glenn hoddle..... Arm him with the cash he loves sexy football and let him loose on the prem. Players like mod,vdv,bale, Lennon will love to stay and he can attract the names too.maybe with cappelo upstairs

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Oh ha..:) oh ye spuds guys do have me in knots from laughing..:) oh please stop now im not able for it anymore..:)
big dickey

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Well big wickey , I will join you on that one , that has got to be the joke of the year ! Could we afford to hire his shrink , speech therapist , librarian , and all his other hangers on . First twenty minutes of every session spent planet watching , just to make sure they line up correctly , and then John , the multi award winning coach tactician , standing along side him holding his hand . Oh please !!!!!!!!
Davo

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I want hoddle!the planet watching has made up my decision!i think if he could line up your back 4 like the planets you would have a good chance of europa league football next year!
davo, your the 1 that will need a shrink by the end of the season when the big red bus overtakes you!
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dave.w

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Id like martin o neil what he has done at sunderland is nothing short of a miracle. Top man great motivator a real players manager and top tactician who everyone respects. Failing that Moyes could do a job after that top european manager.

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Why would oneil or moyes take a step down and manage spuds?
big dickey

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Because we are 3rd in league top london club and with a far better squad than the gooners 1 man team.

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Why dont ye get the loan of platt from city to manage yee? yee like begging off them for the loan of people..:)
big dickey

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We find its a slightly more productive policy than just selling all our best players to them.

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Ya nasri and co are pullin up tress over there allright..:) and yee would think ye would pay at least the majority of ades wages instead of 1/5th of it..:)

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And I suppose you lot are paying the whole of benayouns 75 grand a week wages are you......no I guessed not

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We are indeed,and we also paid a fee to chelsea aswell..we dont beg..;)

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You need to check your facts young man......if only you knew......:)

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14 Mar 2012 22:45:26
latest reports are that if dreadknapp goes to england (god forbid) chris hughton will be no.1 choice,
failing that,enquiries will be made about david pleat as a sign of the clubs true ambition.
if these targets cannot be secured,then an offer will be made for my mate trev that works at the local sainsburys as he is mustard on football manager and is also top of the 'sainsburys boys' dream team league.
his fantasy football expertise fits in perfectly with spuds ideas about playing styles and signings.

you heard it here first!

a very happy gooner

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14 Mar 2012 18:07:59
Hey spuders could ye please give me a laugh today and start posting about how ye are gonna win the league..:) it was so funny a few weeks ago when yee were at it..:) yee guys really crack me up..:)
and dont forget that yer gonna sign hazard aswell,that was another greatr one yee came out with..ha
big dickey

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I have 1 for you big dickie!
CHRIS HOUGHTON WILL BE THERE NEXT MANAGER!lololololol
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dave.w

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Big dick only comes on this site cos the other gooners dont agree with anything he has to say mmmm wonder why anyone calling themselves big anything has got issues wonder what they are big dick (perhaps not) for once i agree with gooners big dick is a big dick

derbyshire dave

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Derbyshire dave i didnt know you followed the arsenal page...:)))

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Anyone who wants a laugh goes on either the goners page or the scouse page , Ha ha .
Davo

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Im hearing juande ramos is on the way back

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I think we got gooners worried because the top managers in europe would love to manager the current spurs team

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14 Mar 2012 17:20:23
After this last month i really hope harry dose not take the england job. i would hate our national team to be the laughing stock of euro 2012.

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I agree
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dave.w

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Well he has taken us as far as he can , and I wouldnt want to trust him with our transfer budget !
Davo

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6 months ago he was the best manager you had since the 80s and now hes taken you as far as he can!
your going to go through the rest of this decade with 3 or 4 managers!
poor old spuds..
beep,beep

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Funny 3-4 weeks ago you lot wanted wenger out .... Hypocrite

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14 Mar 2012 10:30:17
Man walking his dog over the park finds the Spurs squad playing football with a hedgehog. In disgust he shouts out that he is going to phone the RSPCA. The hedgehogshouts back "Leave it out mate, I'm winning 3-0!"

JJ LFC

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Guess liverpool one so the scousers reappear..where are you? who are you..go back to mid table footy.

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Spurs are going down next season

JJ LFC

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Spurs are the shame of london football, i can't stand their fans
Andy LFC

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JJ You got any lacoste tracksuits for sale

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Andy. 4 words. Suarez. Racism charge. T-shirts.

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Oh and add , caroll , henderson , downing and dalgish !! Theres 4 jokes from the scouse to start with !
Davo

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JJ , jealousy is not a nice trait , sorry not sure you will understand that , should I spell it out . Cant blame you though , mid table , living in the past , 75 million of useless english players , unemployable , shiny tracksuits , curly hair , Yep , cant blame you for being jealous !!!
davo

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14 Mar 2012 10:29:28
Davo amigo,
i was talking to my sister and her hubby last night,he has a box at the lane! if harry leaves he thinks chris houghton will be offered the job,have you heard anything?
beep,beep
dave .w

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For what he did for newcastle ... And what he's doing with Birmingham now with absolutely no funds in the january window I think he's doing exceptionally well ....
However and take this as you like being an arsenal supporter but spurs would need some big name signings to keep our big names in the summer and I don't think the players we have be linked with/ need would deem him good enough to play under ... English players would know him from the outcry after he was sacked for almost no reason .. Which Also shows how he is liked by the players which Goes a good Way to being a good man manager and in turn having the players under you performing to their best...
But foreign talent wouldn't have a clue .... Although compared to some other managers being touted I'd rather him sure
Bear yod {Ed0

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Seeing as there does not seem to be any rumours on here BEAR YOD i thought i would give you a helping hand,lololo.
but my brother in-law thinks its a go...
beep.beep

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Houghton has been approached, I know this 100%. Ive put money on it.

A GOONER

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His name is hughton not houghton.. I'd b delighted for him if he did get.. but he has talked about wanting to manage Ireland after next world cup so doubt levy would offer him the job for only 2 yrs. I've heard Michael Laudrup is a possibility along with van marwiuck(spelling dutch coach). Has anyone else heard any names linked?
Espur

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And actually compared to some of the managers you tried to link us to I'd say you were being fairly nice by saying hughton ... As really he isn't bad note why i said compared to what we have been linked to not yes please .... I don't know who we are being linked with as it seems most manager names come up when linked with us now .... So puss take or not on your behalf I think he's not bad but did state not good enough for us ....
Bear yid

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Dave .w , good be true , but as you like all the ex spurs , would probably suit you better . Is it true that micky hazard is another you are after ?
Davo

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14 Mar 2012 08:49:11
To all fellow yids. When was the last time we scored from a corner ffs

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Have we actually scored from any set piece this season ?
Other than Pavs free kick in the Europa ?

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I think bale scored off a corner at blackburn

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Yeah he did it was near post wasn't it ? I think I rememer that one now

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But then again vdv did say that it wasn't practiced and just lucky. so kinda defeats the point

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